therealthing

LOL! Has anyone ever seen this movie , or I am just showing you how old I am and obsessed with B movies?

It’s in the food… that’s not actually what the dramatic, end of the movie line is. They state the freaky ingredient IN the food.  It’s the “future” (whatever they considered the future when this movie was made). The only food available, and controlled by the government, is Soylent Green.  At the end , they find out what the scary and downright gross ingredient is… and it ain’t soy, my friends.

What does that have to do with anything at all, you may be asking yourself? I ate something I should not have earlier today.  It sat in my stomach like a rock and made me drowsy… and I feel asleep.  I slept for THREE hours and missed my chance to work out while my 2 year old napped. When I woke up at the same time as my kiddo, I realized I had blown it.  I thought about how annoying it was that something made me feel so lousy and then I thought “It’s in the food!!!!”. Not that I did not know it was in the food, but in my brain, everything plays out really dramatically.  In my mind, I sometimes play out the future.  It’s a year or so from now.  I have lost all my weight and I am in stellar shape. The “creators” whose diet and whose exercise programs are responsible for my transformation have me in their advertisement because my transformation is just so friggin’ amazing!! I have had an amazing makeover in clothes, hair, etc on What Not to Wear, so I look amazing in every way. And every one who every wronged me is envious that I am doing so well after they turned on me.  Also, I finished writing my book, which has also been turned into a movie that is up for Academy Awards.

Yep. It ain’t soylent green, folks, but in my mind, it’s all VERY dramatic!! LOL!